I am a review fiend. It’s a problem. Before dining at any new restaurant, I will have read every single Yelp review and scrutinized every single posted photo (hard pass on any eatery with even one review mentioning soggy fries). I will scour a minimum of 2 pages on Rotten Tomatoes before devoting even one […]
Having your face stuck with needles is actually pretty neat. Not the actual stabbing part necessarily (unless you’re into that), but seeing such a dramatic change in just a matter of minutes can be pretty freakin’ unreal. Injectables have become all the rage these days. In a 30 minute visit to the doctor’s office, you […]
Have you ever thought your boobs looked weird? I recently discovered that my left ear sticks out further than my right and I swear it took a solid two days before I stopped freaking out about it. I nearly convinced myself I was part elf. Anyway, back to the boob thing. “Normal” is such a […]
If you happened to find yourself sitting next to Larry on an airplane and you asked him about himself, he’d look you dead in the eye and simply respond, “I make small breasts bigger.” Facepalm. This is a true story. Of course, it’s not as simple as this though, right? So how do we navigate […]
Larry: How do you catch a unique rabbit?Jenna: How?Larry: Unique up on him!Jenna: Blank stare.Larry: How do you catch a tame rabbit?Jenna: Silence.Larry: The tame way! Not. Even. Kidding. OK, here’s another: Jenna: Hey, do we have any clear suture?Larry: Sure. For what?Jenna: Oh, I’m going to have my dermatologist remove this beauty spot on […]
In one of my previous blog posts, I covered what I consider to be some of the most important tricks of the plastic surgery trade. But I saved the best for last. It is the holy grail of running a successful plastic surgery practice. The secret is no surprise. It is plainly and simply: kindness. […]
Hello. My name is Jenna and I’m a millennial. My fellow 23 to 38-year-olds, rejoice. We are singlehandedly responsible for killing everything that’s good in the world. Talk about power. My much-despised generation has been blamed for everything from the demise of department stores and chain restaurants to bar soap (huge loss, I know). We’re […]
Other than learning how to deal with delusional personality types (said mostly with love), I’ve actually learned some really valuable tidbits working at a plastic surgery practice all these years. Some are surgical, some are psychological, but all are applicable in a very real-world way. Here are a few tricks of the trade: Welp, there […]
So. I moved to Los Angeles. I know, right? I left my perfect life in paradise…for this. For a self-proclaimed closet-hippie, it’s the last place you’d think I should be. The air is trash, the hiking is meh and the beaches are more crowded on the daily than Ala Moana on the 4th of July. […]
So. I moved to Los Angeles. I know, right? I left my perfect life in paradise…for this. For a self-proclaimed closet-hippie, it’s the last place you’d think I should be. The air is trash, the hiking is ‘meh’ and the beaches are more crowded on the daily than Ala Moana on the 4th of July. […]